The Lyrics:

I am a guinea pig.
My name is Bing.
You can call me by my name,
but don't call me THESE things...
I am not a gerbil,
I am not a fat rat
I'm not a hamster,
I'm not a manx cat
I am not a squirrel,
I am not a chinchilla
I am not a llama,
I am not a gorrilla.
Are you listening so far?
Are you paying attention?
This shouldn't be hard.
I am not a platypus,
I am not an armadillo
I am not a meerkat,
I am not a neck pillow.
Not Conan,
not a puppy,
not a toupee,
not a guppy.
I am not the Donald,
I am not a lemur
I am not a gourd,
I'm not a badger.
I hope I'm not going too fast for you boys and girls.
I am not a golden tamarin,
I am not a ferret
I am not a cashew,
I am not a meepit.
You got that people?
Now tell me what my name is.
That's right!
My name is Bing.

The end!

- 2 Bunny